They say that there’s someone out
there for everyone, that there’s plenty of fish in the sea and that destiny
brings people together.
But that’s
all guff, right?
At Girlfriend Hire, we think that
all of this fluffy stuff often doesn’t help those of us who find our mates
picked off, one by one, by a cupid who seems set upon passing them by time and
again.
These dating stats show that the singleton has never had it so
tough…
1. 27% of
18-24 year olds, and 22% of 25-34 year olds have taken to online dating (Pew
Research); but then there’s the high subscription fees and the pretty standard
100% of us who DREAD a first date where fate lies in the hands of some algorithm
There also the 400 questions on
EHarmony to fill out before you so much as complete your registration (Statistic
Brain). Phah… All that to be three times as
likely to divorce if you do meet, and marry, someone through online dating (The
Telegraph).
2. Lots of people
(22% in fact) meet through work – which may mean you have to get back on that
career ladder
22% of couples hook up through
work – either meeting each other as colleagues, or as friends of colleagues; so
if the pool of potentials has all dried up at your workplace, then you’ll want
to consider looking for another job* [Daily News].
But for those lucky enough to
couple up in the workplace, there’s a promising future – as more than any other
way of meeting it offers the highest percentage of those who go on to marry (Daily Mail 2013).
* Just kidding – we’ve got a
pretty awesome alternative to handing in your notice, which we’ll get onto
after point three: otherwise known as the last nail in the coffin that is your
love life.
3. 9 to 5’s
kill the possibility of a love life
We face longer working weeks than
ever before, with the average person putting in 1,647 hours of graft every
single year (BBC 2012), which
begs the question, if you don’t meet your partner through work – just where are
you going to find the time outside of the office or warehouse to look
elsewhere?
Wow. That’s
all pretty depressing, right?
You’re probably pondering just
how it is that normal people get to even consider meeting someone that comes
anywhere close to a significant other, what with all of those hoops to jump
through, challenges to overcome and the drudgery of the nine to five – day
after day after day.
Guys, you should just fully commit
to being that bloke that each of your mate’s girlfriends dislikes, who leads
others astray and who’s terminally single.
And Girls… how about you go
right on ahead, buy ten cats and a fusty old cardy – then you’ll be ready to
self-declare yourself as a Cat Lady spinster today?
But wait, what if there were a
way to overcome the nightmare that is traditional online dating? And what if we
said that there’s a way to combine work with taking to the relationship market?
Wouldn’t that be something? Well, we don’t like to boast, but that’s exactly
what we’re all about.
Short on time?
We bet you are, what with all of those
hours you put in working. If you haven’t got time to read the rest of this blog
article (that, actually, may well be the most enlightening piece of anti-dating
scene, pro meeting someone advice that you’ve ever come across) then we’ll
understand.
In fact, we’re positively
prepared for it – we’ve put together this nifty video – handy, eh?
Still with us? Good stuff. You’re
about to be filled in with all the juicy details as to what Girlfriend Hire is,
how we work and why you should forget about being forever alone or surrounded
by only cats.
What is Girlfriend Hire?
Ok, let’s cut straight to the
chase: Girlfriend Hire is a platform for young single men and women. It’s a meeting
of the minds, a place where platforms collide and an online community where
cupid doesn’t sling arrows, he connects his targets through services.
It’s a fresh new concept that’s
well overdue. And here we tell you all about how we’re re-thinking,
revolutionising and re-imagining this whole dating scene.
Who have we created Girlfriend Hire for?
Our members understand that in a
world where dating websites are SO cliché, where meeting a partner through work
is seemingly impossible only for them and working weeks squeeze our time to within
an inch of its life, that a fresh approach is called for.
This is a platform for people who
demand more than the traditional dating scene offers. Where people can connect
naturally – with guys who require a skill and girls who can harness a platform
that’s a little bit like a freelancing platform (only quite a bit better).
Who ISN’T
Girlfriend Hire for?
Escort service? Whoa there Bucky,
we don’t deal in those sort of services. This is one super shiny marketplace
that’s as squeaky clean as it is innovative in re-designing how couples
connect. We’re a meticulous bunch and, alongside our genius super nerd coders
we’ve gone to great lengths to make Girlfriend Hire a safe place where members
can connect securely.
This isn’t a marketplace for creeps,
weirdos or pests.
This isn’t a breeding ground for
online users who lurk in the shadows – Girlfriend Hire is completely transparent,
with women who provide services and guys who simply get useful stuff done.
This is the modern answer to
dating woes. A place where people can sell any service they imagine free from
those plain dull freelancing sites. A platform where guys can purchase high
quality services, and hopefully come across someone who they connect with.
We think that doing it this way
makes sense, after all it overcomes the challenge of a longer working week with
services that actually free up your time, as well as being a platform where couples
can meet through work. Which – if we can point you up to the beginning of this
blog tale, is something that is proven to lead to the most fruitful of
relationships. Of course it also eradicates those seriously AWKARD messages
that you’d come across on dating websites (as well as the ill-matched pairing
that results in a nightmare blind date).
So, how does it work?
Getting started on Girlfriend
Hire is super simple and seriously straightforward – and it’s all based on a
process that, quite simply, helps people connect.
Here’s exactly how it works…
1. You register (you know, the
usual type of things– put in a user name and email, click on the link that’s
sent to your inbox… that sort of stuff).
2. Women – Post a service
Put together a Gig for $5 or
more. We’ve got some great ideas for these in the next section.
3. Men – Browse and buy a service
From homework help to the putting
together of a power point, anything that you’ll find on a freelancing site will
be but a few clicks away. You can even get advice, it’s a pretty varied scene
out there, so come on in, take a look around and see for yourself how talented
our girl freelancers are.
4. Erm… that’s it actually.
Sorry, where you expecting more? We told you it was simple, didn’t we?
Ready to get started? Let’s go
Girls… Here are some ideas to get you started upon the market
place that combines the single scene, with the dating realm
Prepare for a freelancing
platform that’s all together awesome when compared to the competition where the
same old, same old is set to quickly become ever duller. Here are our
brainwaves for services that will prove popular upon Girlfriend Hire.
1. Homework services (We all know
that girls are smarter than boys, right?)
2. Design services (Yup… girls
are also the more creative sex).
3. Marketing Gigs (OK, so this is
a pretty equal realm – but then even male marketing big shots are going to need
a little extra help every now and then).
4. Admin bits and pieces (Who
knew that paperwork could translate to big bucks?)
5. Advice (Girls aren’t called
the fairer sex for nothing… turns out this equals pretty balanced advice on everything
from relationships to what to wear).
So, shall we begin?
Girlfriend Hire is set to revolutionise
the realms of freelancing and online dating. And you could be amongst the
earliest adopters, the true pioneers who discover a better way of doing
business, of discovering dating and simply meeting likeminded people.
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